Bad news - my connection is so slow (1.2mbps down 0.2mbps up) I can fire at an enemy on monday and hit where they were on a wednesday.
Good news - they fitted fibre optic in our village in October
Bad news - it will not be available until January WTF
Good news - I can still continually grumble to you lot about a shit connection and use it as an excuse for being a crap gamer
Bad news - I cant for much longer and you will all find me out